CNN: First aid tips for your computer

My spin: Very useful when you are in a bind!
News Clip: (AP) — Personal computers are part of a vast, no-wing conspiracy dedicated to embarrassing users.
It all began when they cleverly changed their status from hobby to appliance and became ubiquitous. That increased their chances to fake serious problems that would force owners to haul them to computer repair facilities to the vast amusement of the technicians.
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